Do you know?

Do you know the Ayo?

Does he say funny, random, in-context things and you wish you had a place to put them?

If you know the Ayo and want to be a part of the Daily Ayo blog, drop me a line at dailyayo at duggerroad dot com.

If a tree falls in the forest...

Ayostatement: Now if only there were a tree nearby that I could scratch my claws on.

Say cheese...

Ayostatement: I've got to invent something to take the place of *mumbles something that sounds like cheese*

ayo observer: To take the place of what? Cheese?

Ayostatement: No, KEYS. No one should walk around with a bunch of keys in their pockets.

Have you ever...

Ayoquestion: Have you ever tried mayonnaise and peanut butter? Mayonnaise peanut butter and jelly. Add a little butter in there if you're really getting into it. Mayonnaise, peanut butter, jelly, and a banana.

Ouch...

Ayostatement: Ouch. Parts of me hurt...

I say...

Ayostatement: And I say... cacaw, cacaw [mimicking bird noises].

ayo observer: huh?

Ayostatement: What is that? What IS that? I don't even know what that symbol is.

I say...

Ayostatement: I say, nuke 'em!

Scooters...

ayo observer: I think we should have scooters to ride around [in the office].

Ayostatement: What about pillows?

ayo observer: We should ride pillows around? That makes no sense.

Hold the Ayo...

ayo observer: the Ayo has been lured away from the safety of his den numerous times today. the silence is eerie.

Oh poo...

ayo observer: That hurt. [statement made after thwacking head on desk.]

Ayostatement: Did you say something about diapers?

If only...

Ayostatement: Oh, if only I had more pods. That's all I have to say.

Hair raising day...

Ayostatement: My hair itches because it keeps flying up in the air.

ayo observer: [turns to computer to immediately write down latest statement so as not to forget, and for subsequent blogging.]

Ayostatement: Shutup!!!

The New Universe...

Ayostatement: The new universe is synchronizing to my stomach. Take that in your internet and blog it!

shhhh, we're huntin' wabbits...

Ayostatement: I hates wabbits. Actually, I like rabbits quite a bit really. bunnies.

a sighting...

ayo observer: here we have a rare sighting of the ayo in his natural habitat. we are careful not to make sudden moves or loud noises else we will startle him.

the ayo is currently hunting its prey, the local excel-beast. the excel-beast is abundant in this area and the ayo, a well adapted hunter, takes advantage of the local environment. given his choice however, the ayo would much prefer to hunt something other than the generally dry excel-beast.

This should be interesting...

Ayostatement: "Apparently it's been advertised."

Favorite food?

question: hey ayo, what's your favorite food?

Ayoanswer: "ummmmmmm. [says something observer doesn't understand]"

ayo observer: huh?

Ayoanswer: "Well, okay, Chinese food. I like Chinese food best. I like to eat food with sticks. Not that I like to eat sticks, I just like to eat food with sticks. Not really slippery food. I like regular food. Regular Chinese food, non-slippery, with sticks… steeks. It’s yummy."

Space and Time...

Ayostatement: "my waist is in-between"

Something Interesting

ayo observer: say something interesting.

Ayoanswer: "There is?"

Three?

question: what's you favorite color?

Ayoanswer: "three"

question: three is your favorite color?

Ayoanswer: "yes"